There are
galaxies in your eyes

  • *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
  • *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
  • *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
  • *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
  • *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
  • *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
  • *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
  • *period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
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Thursday   3 years ago   Nov 9, 2017
#i hate how accurate this is #me #q;

vampiregerards:

me, writing academic text: these words make no sense but they sound impressive next to each other. this sentence started four lines back and has 4 commas but i haven’t reached my point yet. help me

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Saturday   3 years ago   Sep 23, 2017
#is..... this not..... me...... #lol #me #q;

bob-belcher:

*checks bag* okay, it’s there
*closes bag*…
*2 seconds later* okay, but is it REALLY there? *checks b–

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Wednesday   4 years ago   Aug 9, 2017
#ALL THE TIME #it's an obsession #lol #me #q;

mysideofreality:

I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that

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Sunday   4 years ago   Jul 30, 2017
#this is me #i always get super excited when i see i have a message #;-; #me #text

  • Follower: *reblogs 3 of my posts in a row*
  • Me: are you flirting with me
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Tuesday   4 years ago   Jul 4, 2017
#lmao #me

i kind of got tired of studying, so i decided that since i needed to go out anyway, i might as well try to look cute, so i tried a new hairstyle and i gotta say i like it σ(≧ε≦ｏ)

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Tuesday   4 years ago   Jun 20, 2017
#i've been so stressed that i totally forgot about myself #lol #so yeah i was feeling pretty good today and this happened #me

clarkegrieffin:

me before making the gifset: OMG YES THIS IS THE BEST IDEA I EVER HAD

me after finishing the gifset: let’s just post this crap i can’t look at it anymore

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Friday   4 years ago   Jun 9, 2017
#me #always #...

I love Kim Taehyung

I love Kim Taehyung

I love Kim Taehyung

I LOVE KIM TAEHYUNG

I LOVE KIM TAEHYUNG

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Friday   4 years ago   May 19, 2017
#does this express how much i love taehyung? #because my heart is seriously about to burst with all the love i have for him...... #taehyung #me

Pls send me random asks I don’t have a life

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Sunday   4 years ago   May 14, 2017
#me #send me anything #i'm way too bored without my laptop ;-;